Title Bodycount
King Kong 26 with Ape. Also 3 dinosaurs, 4 T-Rexes, 35 various giant insects and 3 giant bats.
Wrong Turn 8
Death to the Supermodels 7
Zombie Honeymoon 10
The GingerDEAD Man 6 and a cookie
The Punisher 58
The Baby a disappointing 3
Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis 103
Jeepers Creepers 8
Jason X 250,023
Final Destination 292
Killer Klowns from Outer Space 51 people, 4 klowns and 2 dogs
Mr. Jingles 17 and one 1/2 dead clown
Satan's Little Helper 21 and a cat
Death Tunnel 7
Andre the Butcher 15
Troll 3 people, 1 demon and a cop
Hatchetman 7, one 1/2 dead hatchetman, and one doomed engagement
Troll 2
(A.K.A. should have been called Goblins because there was absolutely no mention of the word "Troll".  Also in desperate need of a good writer, good actors and a continuity person)
5 people and a witch and some goblins via a double decker bologna sandwich and dear god I wish I was kidding. Terrible.
KatieBird*Certifiable Crazy Person 4
Child's Play 5 and a doll
Child's Play 2 7 and 2 dolls
Child's Play 3 7 and a doll
Bride of Chucky 8 and 1 and 1/2 dolls. Also, one killer baby doll was spewed.
Seed of Chucky 10 and 2 dolls
Ed Gein 5
AVP: Alien vs. Predator 16 humans, 11 aliens (and possibly 1 queen), and 2 predators (plus one predator boyfriend)
Are You Scared? 7
The Amityville Horror (2005) 6 and a dog
O 5
Pet Sematary 9, 1 cat and 1 mouse
Beyond the Wall of Sleep 15, 1 fly and 1 monster
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 10 and a cow
Club Dread 3 before the credits, then 10 more. And 2 quotes.
Resident Evil 21, 8 dogs and 1 licker
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
(Rated R for non-stop violence)
111, plus 1 that we almost missed because we were too busy talking about sex, 4 dogs, 3 lickers and an entire city (including 1 nemesis boyfriend)
The Break-Up 1 relationship
Trapped 1
Little Shop of Horrors 2 and a plant
(However, in the original ending that Frank Oz shot, the true body count would be 4 and no plant. Test audiences hated this ending so much that he changed it for the theatrical release.)
Pet Sematary II 7 people, 2 dogs (1 euthanized, 1 shot), 3 kittens, 22 rabbits, and 1 zombie rape
Mutant 29 and 1 Monte Carlo
Formula 51
(In which Samuel L. Jackson said “motherfucker” 5 times)
15 and 1 exploded Meatloaf
Lucky Number Slevin 20 people, 1 horse, and 1 apartment
Monster House 1 monster house, 1 dog, 2 cops (More people were eaten by the monster house but at the end they magically reappeared and we had to cross them off the list.)
Hellraiser 6 and 1 rat
Hellbound: Hellraiser II 33
Dead Alive 37, 1 rat monkey, 1 monkey, 1 dog and 1 rat
Pumpkinhead 7 and a demon
Gremlins 3 people, 129 gremlins
House of 1000 Corpses 15
The Devil's Rejects 20
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
(in which all the women had huge, drawn-on eyebrows and we couldn't pay attention to the plot because we couldn't stop staring at their eyebrows)
177 people, 1 rat, 1 head explosion
Hellraiser: Bloodline
(#4, we think)
12 plus 1 dove, 1 demon dog, and 1 robot (exploded)
Hellraiser: Inferno
(Worst Hellraiser EVER! Halfway through it we started chanting "PINHEAD! PINHEAD! PINHEAD!")
9
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
(rampant hallucinations)
5
Little Nikita 5
Night of the Living Dead (1990) 19
Bad Santa 1
Pulse 6 and a plane
The Mosquito Coast 4
Time Bandits 37, plus 1 minotaur, 1 rat, 1 Evil Genius and everyone that died on the Titanic
Munchies 2 people, 8 munchies and some tropical fish
Gremlins 2: The New Batch 3 people, 322 gremlins
The Bride
(starring Sting!)
4 and a midget
Hellraiser: Deader 11
Hope Floats 1
Wonderland 4
Drop Dead Gorgeous 5, plus a trailer exploded and one girl lost her hearing
Primeval 20
Ghoulies 1 (I hate when people come back to life)
Ghoulies II 7 people, 4 ghoulies, and one ghoulie eater
Layer Cake 11
Bad Taste 60, plus 5 seagulls and 1 sheep
Parents 3
Storm of the Century
(Make. It. Stop.)
11
Underworld
(It's hard to tell when they're immortal.)
15 vampires, 29 lycan and one half lycan, half vampire fetus
Open Water 2 whiny assholes and one underwater camera eaten by a mako shark
The Scorned
(Basically soft-core porn)
4, plus 1 death by a kamikaze goldfish, 2 deaths by lava lamp, one phone and all of the careers of the “actors” involved in making this movie.
In Her Shoes 1 old man
Final Destination 2
(rated R for strong violent gruesome accidents)
26
Children of Men 39, a dog, 3 crispy cows and a refugee camp
Tombstone 31
The Skeleton Key 3
Final Destination 3 11 plus 2 fried bitches and a pigeon
The Lost Boys 9 humans and 5 vampires
Snatch 21
The Running Man 18 before the opening titles ended, 60 innocent men, women & children, 4 stalkers and then 14 more people
The Departed 19 and a fly
Millennium 13 and 1 personal robot
Tremors 9 people, 20 sheep, 1 horse, 4 graboids
Tremors II: Aftershocks 3, plus 1 coyote and 71 graboids
Stay Alive 9 and a vampire
The French Connection 13
Zodiac 3
Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain 10, 1 fetus and 1 inbreed
Dark Town 14 people, 9 vampires, 1 baby and 1 cat
Night of the Comet The entire population of Earth in 1986 except for 6 people. Plus 2 cars.
Puff, Puff, Pass 1
Let's Go to Prison 1
Snakes on a Plane
(#100!)
62 people, 54 snakes, 1 cat and 1 dog. Also, Samuel L. Jackson said motherfucker/ing five times.
Total Recall 49, plus 16 fish, 1 rat, 1 Jonny Cab and 1 three-breasted mutant hooker
The Prestige 105 and 3 birds
Dead Silence 6 and 1 unborn child
Cannibal! The Musical 6 people, 1 snowman and 1 horse
Sleepers 8
Beerfest
(Next time bring lettuce.)
4, a trophy, a deer, and a batch of monkey-frogs
The Island 22, plus 2 police officers and 40 "defective" (read: free-thinking) clones
Devour 1 cougar, 10 people and 1 deer
Deep Evil
(These people should hang their heads in shame.)
7 and 12 aliens
Rory O'Shea Was Here 1
Dark Water 1
Turistas 10
Black Christmas 17
Face of Terror
(with Ricky Schroder)
33
The Hills Have Eyes 15, 1 lizard, 1 dog and 1 bird
Petrified
(Danny Draven is fired for bad editing.)
6 people and 1 alien mummy destroyed by salt like a slug. Also, one woman's hair and one FBI partner mysteriously disappeared between one scene and the next.
Komodo vs. Cobra: The Ultimate Battle 15, plus 1 yacht, 2 giant komodos and 1 giant cobra
The Kid with the Golden Arm 70
Adrenalin: Fear the Rush 17
Python 14 and 1 giant genetically-enhanced python
The Nest 7 people, 1 dog, 1 rat, 1 cat-roach, 1 roach-man, 1 Roach Master Deluxe and at least 36 roaches
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 11, 1 research turtle and 1 rhinestone bluefin
Night Train To Terror 16 and 11 musicians
Platoon 569 and a pig
Napoleon Dynamite 1 cow
Party Monster 3
Alpha Dog 1
The Hitcher 21 people, 1 rabbit and 1 dragonfly
The Terminator 37, 1 machine and 1 terminator
Terminator 2: Judgment Day 10, 1 flying machine and 2 terminators
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 17
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 56 and a hermit crab
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 88
Domino 22 and 2 goldfish
Apocalypto 59 people, 1 tapir, 3 ants, 1 jaguar, 1 monkey and 1 snake
Farce of the Penguins 3 penguins died and Samuel L. Jackson said "motherfucker" one time.
Monster 4
Smokin' Aces 35
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection 5 people, 30 shreikers, 2 cows, 1 graboid and 7 assblasters
V for Vendetta 64
Midnight Cowboy 1
Swordfish 36 and a yacht
Blood and Chocolate 12
Heat 18
The Dead Girl 1
The Messengers 4 and 2 crows
The Thirst 39, a club full of people and 2 cats
Jarhead 752 and a scorpion
Mr. Brooks 8
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins 29 and 4 dirt-dragons
Starsky & Hutch 1, an iguana tail and a pony
Reno 911!: Miami: The Movie 5 people, 1 whale, and an ice cream truck
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 3,000,000,017, one TX, two T-1's, one T-101, and one flying thing
A History of Violence 13
Ghost Rider 21, 4 demons and an iguana
Art School Confidential 3 and an apartment building
Biker Boyz 2
Striptease 2
Live Free or Die Hard 41
We Were Soldiers 1753
Saw 6 and a foot
Saw II 7
Network 2
Flesh+Blood 38, plus a dog and a stillborn baby
Derailed 5
Saving Silverman 1
Big Nothing 5
Saw III 9
Premonition 2 people, 1 crow
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) Planet Earth, minus 2 people, minus 2 aliens, and minus all of the dolphins. Plus 2 crabs, 1 sperm whale, 1 bowl of petunias and an entire battle fleet of strange and warlike beings resplendent in black jeweled battle shorts. Plus two "mice."
The Number 23 3
My Super Ex-Girlfriend 1 shark
The Contract
"It's on!"
14
Shaun of the Dead 34 and a pigeon
The Evil Dead 4
Evil Dead II 6 and a flying demon
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4
Venom 11
Pathfinder 240, 2 horses and 1 bear