Title Bodycount
187 4 people, 1 rat and 1 dog. Samuel L. Jackson did not say “motherfucker” even once. Very disappointing.
28 Days 1
28 Days Later 32 and a monkey
28 Weeks Later 10,211
30 Days of Night 146 people, 12 vampires and 7 dogs
300
(#300)
3,971 people, 1 battle rhinocerous, 3 elephants, 1 giant wolf and a big orc-looking dude
Across the Universe 9 and Martin Luther King, Jr.
Adrenalin: Fear the Rush 17
Airplane! 10
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 1, a frog, a jub-jub bird and a jabberwocky
Alice's Restaurant 2
Alpha Dog 1
Amadeus 3
Amateur Porn Star Killer
★Worst Movie - 2010★
1
An American Crime 1
American Dreamz 2
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love 1 and a squirrel
The Amityville Horror (1979) 6
The Amityville Horror (2005) 6 and a dog
The Anarchist Cookbook 17
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy 1 and a squirrel
Andre the Butcher 15
Angels & Demons 15
Angels of the Universe
(Englar Alheimsins)
2
Antibodies
(always read the fine print)
4, 2 dogs and a porcupine
Antitrust 2
Apocalypto 59 people, 1 tapir, 3 ants, 1 jaguar, 1 monkey and 1 snake
Appaloosa 11 and 2 horses
April Fools 2
Are You Scared? 7
Army of Darkness 77
Art School Confidential 3 and an apartment building
Artificial Intelligence: AI 6 Robots and 1 human recreated by robots
Asylum 7
AVP: Alien vs. Predator 16 humans, 11 aliens (and possibly 1 queen), and 2 predators (plus one predator boyfriend)
Awake 2
The Baby a disappointing 3
Bad Biology 4 plus one large mutant penis
Bad Dreams 37
Bad Santa 1
Bad Taste 60, plus 5 seagulls and 1 sheep
Bambi 1 deer, 2 pheasants
Basic 3
The Basketball Diaries 2
Batman Begins 6
Batman: The Movie 5, a shark, an octopus and 4 noble porpoises
Bats 28 people and 10,236 bats
Battle Royale 43
Bee Movie 1 bug
Beerfest
(Next time bring lettuce.)
4, a trophy, a deer, and a batch of monkey-frogs
Beyond the Wall of Sleep 15, 1 fly and 1 monster
The Big Lebowski 1
Big Nothing 5
Big Trouble 1 person and 2 television sets
Big Trouble in Little China 35 and a thing they called a guardian but which I think looks like a beholder. Not a behemoth, which is what I said the first time. Wrong b word.
Biker Boyz 2
Billy Madison 6
The Birds 3 and 17 birds
Black Christmas 17
Black Dynamite 46
Black Snake Moan no one died but Samuel L. Jackson graced us with 5 motherfuckers and 1 motherfucking
Blade 22 humans, 46 vampires and a plant
The Blob (1958)
★Best Original Theme Song - 2007★
6
The Blob (1988) 27 and a rat
Blood and Chocolate 12
Blood Diamond
★Best Editing - 2008★
92 and a baboon
Blood Diner
★Most Ridiculous Movie - 2009★
69
Blood Gnome
★Worst Lighting - 2008★
26 plus A-MAN-da and 6 blood gnomes
Blood Work 7
Bloody Mallory 8, 17 ghouls, a demon, a succubus, a black cat, a rat and a vampire
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day 56
The Boondock Saints 35 and a cat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 1 person and 1 bear
The Box 3
The Break-Up 1 relationship
Bride of Chucky 8 and 1 and 1/2 dolls. Also, one killer baby doll was spewed.
The Bride
(starring Sting!)
4 and a midget
Bridge to Terabithia 1
Broken Arrow
(Where do I even begin? Worst Set Design, Worst Director - John Woo, Worst Score, Worst Continuity, and a romance that I cannot handle.)
27
Brotherhood of Blood 16
Brotherhood of the Wolf
(We miss you, Tonto.)

★Best Cinematography - 2009★
42 people, 23 wolves, 2 dogs and a beast
Bubble Boy 1 cow
Burn After Reading 2
The Butterfly Effect
(Amended after official review. Gregg Lopez is fired.)
1 unborn child. Unless you watch the theatrical version and then it's ZERO.
Candy 1 and a fetus
Cannibal! The Musical 6 people, 1 snowman and 1 horse
Carrie 235 and a pig
Casino 22
Casino Royale (1967) 207 plus a goat, a robot, 2 seals, 4 horses and 2 grouse.
Casino Royale (2006) 22 and 1 bitch banged
Cast Away 4 people, 2 crabs, 2 fish, and 1 volleyball (WILSON!!)
The Cave 6 and 3 cave creatures
Cheers for Miss Bishop 4
Children of Men 39, a dog, 3 crispy cows and a refugee camp
Child's Play 5 and a doll
Child's Play 2 7 and 2 dolls
Child's Play 3 7 and a doll
The Christmas Season Massacre
(Featuring a Christmas Pirate killer, a.k.a. One Shoe McGroo)
9
The Chumscrubber 1
Cinderella 1
The City of Lost Children 5 plus a set of siamese twins, a dwarf and a parakeet
Clash of the Titans (1981) 69 plus 3 giant scorpions, 1 two-headed dog, Medusa and the Kraken
Clash of the Titans (2010) 69 plus 2 giant scorpions, 4 demons and Medusa
Club Dread 3 before the credits, then 10 more. And 2 quotes.
The Collector 7, 1 cat, 2 fish and 1 dog
Commando 86
The Contract
"It's on!"
14
Cool Hand Luke 2, a bird, a snake, a dog and a turtle
The Craft 2
Crank: High Voltage 38 bodies
Critters
(Jon predicted at least 1 cow)
1 bottle of whiskey, 1 cow (Jon was right!), 1 chicken, 1 goldfish, 2 people, and 8 critters
Critters 2: The Main Course 7 people, 1 bug, 1 dog, 3 cows, 1 space thing, 1261 critters and 1 alien bounty hunter
Critters 3: You Are What They Eat 2 and 6 critters
Critters 4: They're Invading Your Space 7, 6 eggs and 13 critters
Crush (2001) 1
Cube 2: Hypercube 14
Cut 10
Cutting Class 7 and a fly
Cyborg 34, all human, including a toddler
Dance of the Dead
★Worst Zombie Movie - 2010★
85
Dangerous Intentions 1
The Darjeeling Limited 1
The Dark Knight 26
Dark Town 14 people, 9 vampires, 1 baby and 1 cat
Dark Water 1
Date Movie 10 people and a rat
Dead Alive 37, 1 rat monkey, 1 monkey, 1 dog and 1 rat
Dead and Deader 52, 9 scorpions, and Dean Cain's career
Dead End (2003) 6
Dead Fury 13 and a squirrel
The Dead Girl 1
Dead in the Water 3
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 5
Dead Silence 6 and 1 unborn child
Death Bed: The Bed that Eats
(George Barry is the man!)
16, a fly, 2 hands and 1 bed
Death Note 25
Death to Smoochy 3
Death to the Supermodels 7
Death Tunnel 7
Deception 3
Deep Evil
(These people should hang their heads in shame.)
7 and 12 aliens
Defending Your Life 1
Deliverance 3 and a fish
The Departed 19 and a fly
Derailed 5
Deranged 5
The Descent 7, plus 10 mutant-things
Desperado 51
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 4
The Devil's Rejects 20
Devour 1 cougar, 10 people and 1 deer
Diamonds are Forever 66 and only 1 bitch banged
Diary of the Dead 30
Die Another Day
(What about the innuendo?)
24 and 2 bitches banged
Dirty Dancing 1 fetus
Dirty Work 7
District 9 48, a little alien dog, and 46 alien eggs
Disturbia 4, 1 deer and 1 rabbit
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 1
Dolores Claiborne 2
Domino 22 and 2 goldfish
Donnie Brasco 6
Donnie Darko 3
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood 11
Dr. No 10 and a huge fucking venomous spider. Plus 3 bitches banged.
Drag Me to Hell 4 and a kitten
Drive Thru 14
Drop Dead Gorgeous 5, plus a trailer exploded and one girl lost her hearing
Duets 2
Eagle Eye 61
Earth vs. the Spider
(Is that Harold?)
12 and one mutant man-spider
Eating Raoul 12
Ed Gein 5
Ed Wood 1
Edward Scissorhands 2
Elephant 12
Enchanted 1 cockroach, 1 bag of bird seed (which was stabbed with a sword), and 1 evil witch queen who was killed while in dragon form.
Epitaph 10
Event Horizon 3
Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain 10, 1 fetus and 1 inbreed
Evil Dead II <