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Knowing
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All of Earth except for 2 kids and 2 rabbits
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
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Planet Earth, minus 2 people, minus 2 aliens, and minus all of the dolphins. Plus 2 crabs, 1 sperm whale, 1 bowl of petunias and an entire battle fleet of strange and warlike beings resplendent in black jeweled battle shorts. Plus two "mice."
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2012
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The population of Earth in 2012 except for Africa and three arks worth of people and animals that survived.
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The Transformers: The Movie
(supposedly took place in 2005)
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1 robot planet, 7 autobots, 16 decepticons, 5 robot fish, 5 sharkticons, 2 random robots and Unicron
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Magnolia
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8, a dog, and a whole LOT of frogs
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
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76 (including Yoda, Boba Fett, Jabba the Hut, the Emperor and Darth Vader) plus 1 rancor, 1 Jabba-snack (a.k.a. frog), 1 space slug, 5 ewoks, 4 X-Wings, one rebel fighter, one kamikaze rebel fighter, 3 AT-STs, 10 TIE Fighters, 2 rebel cruisers, 2 star destroyers and one unfinished death star.
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Terminator Salvation
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53, 5 terminators, 2 motorcycle killing machines, 2 hunter killers, 8 face-eating water snake machines (a.k.a. machine face snake eaters) and Skynet Central
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
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117 plus 88 droids, 2 destroyers, 2 horseshoe crab ships, half of General Grievous's ship, 4 starfighters, 1 vulture droid, 8 buzz droids, 5 big-boned droids, 6 jedi-looking droids, 2 rolling water droids, 2 spider droids, 2 flying saucer ships, and a hovertank.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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15,107 men, 205,066 orcs, 110 trolls, 7 horses, 1 worm, 1 hobbit, 1 catfish, 20 elephants, 9 Nazgul, 9 Fell Beasts, 1 giant creepy-ass spider, Sauron and Gollum
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
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128 (including Jango Fett) plus 2 extremely poisonous giant centipedes, 1 giant alien saber-rat, 1 space beast, 1 space rhinocerous, 1 Mary-beast, 2 AT-TE walkers, 377 droids, 25 big-boned droids, 1 spider droid, 8 roller droids, 2 destroyers, and 1 ball ship.
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Dead Air
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4 plus tens of thousands of people in sixteen major US cities.
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse
(Rated R for non-stop violence)
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111, plus 1 that we almost missed because we were too busy talking about sex, 4 dogs, 3 lickers and an entire city (including 1 nemesis boyfriend)
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Bats
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28 people and 10,236 bats
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Hellboy
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34 plus 6 Sammaels, 1 Ogdru Jahad, and thousands of Sammael eggs
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Mega Piranha
("Vamanos!">
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47, plus 1 shark, 1 cruise ship, 1 navy ship, 1 nuclear submarine and 41 mega piranhas
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300
(#300)
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3,971 people, 1 battle rhinocerous, 3 elephants, 1 giant wolf and a big orc-looking dude
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Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
(Starring Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas!)
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9, plus an oil rig, a whale, a plane snatched out of the air by mega shark, two U.S. navy ships, one oil tanker crew killed by pirates, one pirate crew cooked well done, 7 U.S. submarines, one Japanese submarine, one mega shark and one giant octopus
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Transformers
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2,019 humans, 1 Autobot, 3 Decepticons and 1 baby
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Time Bandits 
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37, plus 1 minotaur, 1 rat, 1 Evil Genius and everyone that died on the Titanic
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Postal
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148, a baby, and all the people that died when the first plane hit the World Trade Center, including the window washer.
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The Fifth Element
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22 humans, plus an entire space battleship, 26 mangolores, 3 mondoshawans, 17 parasites, one cockroach and one diva
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Australia
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298, 10 cows, 1 horse, 2 flies, 1 kangaroo and a dog
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